solluxxander:

clamjob:

why her arm longer than life

"Shit Yourself"

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter.

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son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

jaegerbombasticheichou:

jesustagram:

when your parents tell you not to blame a shitty teacher for your bad grade in their class 

image

Literally me this morning.

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